the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
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