Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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