How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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