I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
that's an acceptable place to lick
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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