i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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