I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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