you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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