Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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