Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
