do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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