so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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