I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
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