Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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