like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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