Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
what day is it and did you see me today?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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