let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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