whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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