i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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