Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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