Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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