Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Randomize
