hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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