And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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