Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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