Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
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