I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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