"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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