I wish i was in the wii world.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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