You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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