there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
MIDGETS
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This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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