this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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