It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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