they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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