Nicole vs. Life
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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