its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
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What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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