whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Pooping to opera.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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