Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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