OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
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