So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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