are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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