Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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