She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
so let's talk penis.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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