38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Fuck appropriateness.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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