I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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