So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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