Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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