He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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