what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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