Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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