If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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