I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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