I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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