His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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