Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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