I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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